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I am repulsed by espn.com right now. They’re whoring...
I am repulsed by espn.com right now. They’re whoring their homepage out worse than MySpace. This looks horrid, with 80% of the screen real estate devoted to ads using the same assets. I find it so...
View ArticleOne thing that all great leaders have in common...
is that their stories all begin with a guy unloading a huge wad of cum into a vagina.
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I enjoy twitter because it’s a great way to communicate...
I enjoy twitter because it’s a great way to communicate with athletes on your favorite teams.
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Women on a submarine? Filled holes for days.
Women on a submarine? Filled holes for days.
View ArticleIf you want to buy a horse
and you go to the horse store, and see one that looks really cool because it has flames coming out, fight temptation. Don’t buy that one. It is on fire and it will die shortly.
View ArticleC-PEEN National Sports Analyst Power Rankings - 5.25.2010
This list will get more detailed next installment. For now, I just hope I’m not forgetting anyone. 1. Barry Melrose 2. Chris Collinsworth 3. Al Bernstein 4. Mitch Williams 5. Teddy Atlas 6. Jon...
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From 'Cops' (1996, Boston)
Drunk Guy with Knife: (slurring heavily) Make a run for it, by the time you get to here (the knife) will be in my chest and then your mission will be fulfilled, Officer Friendly. Officer: No, I'm...
View ArticleStar Trek would be even better
If the ‘Prime Directive’ was that a Starfleet Captain must tug the wiener of any alien leader encountered.
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Scientists find 5,500-year-old shoe. It was found in Armenia, so we can...
Scientists find 5,500-year-old shoe. It was found in Armenia, so we can assume it’s either Affliction or Ed Hardy.
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I know Youkilis is having a stellar year. Joey Votto’s...
I know Youkilis is having a stellar year. Joey Votto’s production can’t be denied. But do these guys really NEED this? They already have so much. When you cast your vote for the final two MLB...
View ArticleIs it rude to forget people's names?
Not initially but it gets progressively more rude each time you see the person and forget. After about twelve times, it's no longer rude because it most-likely indicates that you're mentally...
View ArticleIf your dog is puffy-faced and having trouble breathing
It might have been bitten by a snake, and you should seek medical treatment. Be aware that anti-venom treatment may cost around $2,500. If this is too costly, you will most likely be given...
View ArticleShe doesn't work with blacks.
I believe porn is the only profession where a person can specify that he/she doesn’t want to perform inter-racial scenes. For example, a white actress can say that she doesn’t want to work with black...
View ArticleSenior Pictures
Senior pictures are a fun staple of the high-school experience. However, to some (women and metros), deciding what to wear for such an important photo can be stressful. Here are some timeless...
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